January 2011
63 posts
It is you babe!!
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. “Sergeant-Major!” the colonel shouted. “Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave.” “Yessir,” the Sgt. Major replied. A few months later the same thing occurred with the same man. “Sergeant-Major! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home...
Fuckin Neighbour
My fuckin neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30am this morning. Can you believe that? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums…
“When a diplomat says yes, he means ‘perhaps’;
When he says perhaps, he means...”
– Voltaire
“If you don’t know where you are going, you’ll end up someplace else.”
– Lawrence J. Peter
“It’s the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the...”
– Tallulah Bankhead
“Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.”
– Woody Allen
“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”
– Gloria Leonard
"Seven Blunders of the World" - Mahatma Gandhi
1. Wealth without work
2. Pleasure without conscience
3. Knowledge without character
4. Commerce without morality
5. Science without humanity
6. Worship without sacrifice
7. Politics without principle
— Mahatma Gandhi
NOT LOGICAL NEITHER LEGAL
A YOUNG LAW STUDENT, HAVING FAILED HIS LAW EXAM, GOES UP TO HIS CRUSTYOLD PROFESSOR, WHO IS RENOWNED FOR HIS RAZOR-SHARP LEGAL MIND.
STUDENT: “SIR, DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SUBJECT?”
PROFESSOR: “ACTUALLY, I PROBABLY DO. OTHERWISE I WOULDN’T BE A PROFESSOR, WOULD I?”
STUDENT: “OK. SO I’D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. IF YOU CAN GIVE...
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